Is anyone else noticing the whole waist/hip thing?
By anyone, I mean the gals, because I really don't think guys do this. So, if you're a guy, feel free to skip today's post.
But gals, the whole waistline-drop thing seems to be getting stranger. Never mind that we really can't find any slacks, jeans or even skirts that fasten around our waists -- and if we could, we can't wear them because, hey, we might have to concede to being in our 40s, but we still don't REALLY want to look like refugees from the 80s. Even if that's exactly what we are.
My mother will testify that I'm famous for keeping clothes forever. It's the sentimentality. Throwing away a loved outfit is tantamount to throwing away all the good times had in that outfit. So, yes, I still have some of the clothes I wore in high school. A couple of sweaters. A few party dresses from college. None of the lower-body stuff because, let's just say, my hips did not stay teenager narrow. But I was the girl whose friend told her she was the only person she knew who looked good in designer jeans (Gloria Vanderbilt, with an embroidered gold swan on one hip pocket and a similar gold cursive "Jennifer" on the other.) The waist buttoned around the narrowest point of my body, which meant the jeans stayed there, whether I was standing or sitting.
But the dropped-waist thing -- they move around all the time! Sure the slacks will drape nicely over my hips while I'm standing, sitting in their comfortable three inches below my belly button. I went to all drop-waist slacks and jeans after I had my belly-button pierced. Believe me, you have to do it. Thus do vanity piercings drive fashion. So, standing around, looking cute is fine. But when you sit, they kind of creep up and flop around your waist like an Ace bandage gone wrong. OR they slide down further, showing your thong and butt-cleavage and... no, no, no.
Okay, compared to Amazon censoring homosexual books on their website, this isn't a big deal. Lots of people have been talking about that, though. Is anyone discussing the millions of women out there whose pants won't stay put? A can of worms there, I say.
I'm starting to understand why older women start to wear those mu-mus.
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12 years ago
Hey! I'm an "older woman" and I still love my jeans, especially my Glorias. However, I can see how body jewelry could complicate things. No worries, this trend will soon pass. That's another advantage of being an older person. We've seen these fashions come and go several times. And I can pretty much assure you that none of my contemporaries are hopping up on the 7" stiletto platform shoes. Been there, done that, and have the maimed feet and broken ankles to prove it.
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